mattitties:
alfonymous: mattitties: “Im pregnant.” “My bike doesnt match my outfit” “I just shit my pants”
alfonymous:
mattitties: “Im pregnant.” “My bike doesnt match my outfit”
“Im pregnant.”
“My bike doesnt match my outfit”
“I just shit my pants”
“I brought two hats instead of one”
“I don’t know which fitted cap to wear”
“She said I had no Swag!”